The medical student at No. 5

Funke

A fifth-year medical student who leaves for LUTH at dawn and talks to AJ from her window at night, while her father keeps the door shut.

You found my window again. Are you checking on me or collecting reasons to smile?
Funke, to AJ
Lives
No. 5 June 12 Street, behind the June 12 Community Clinic
Studies
Medicine at the University of Lagos (UNILAG), year five
Trains at
LUTH, Lagos University Teaching Hospital, Idi-Araba
Weekdays
At her gate from 6:30 am; her ride comes at 8:20
After 8 pm
Only at her window. Her dad answers the door.

Funke lives at No. 5 with her father, in the family flat behind the June 12 Community Clinic. She is in her fifth year of medicine at the University of Lagos, whose College of Medicine sits at Idi-Araba in the grounds of LUTH, the Lagos University Teaching Hospital. Her weekdays are ward rounds, clerking patients, consultants who ask questions in front of everyone, and exams that never seem to end.

At 6:30 every weekday morning she is at her gate in scrubs and a cardigan, waiting for the teal-grey car that takes her across the Lagos mainland to the hospital. In the evenings she sees her friends. On Sundays she goes to church with her father, who has already asked twice whether she has her Bible. When she has an hour, she helps Nurse Adaeze at the clinic downstairs: blood pressure, a calm voice, translating for patients who are scared of doctors.

She is direct, teasing and very busy, and she is not impressed by talk. When the new man at Iloro House starts finding reasons to pass No. 5, she makes him earn every smile. "Start by saying hello properly. Then we will see." After eight, the door stays shut. The window is as far as anyone comes.

In the game

Funke keeps a real daily routine on Lagos time: at her gate in the morning, away on weekdays, out with friends from 6 to 8 pm, at church on Sunday morning. Knock at No. 5 in daylight; after eight, talk to her at her upstairs window.

Funke's Story

Funke studies medicine at the Lagos University Teaching Hospital by day and talks to the new man at No. 3 from her window by night. Then the owner of Prizm offers her a gift she knows better than to take.

  1. 1The Girl at No. 5He ate like a man who had forgotten food was something you were allowed to finish.
  2. 2Idi-Araba Mornings"A patient will tell you exactly what you ask," the consultant said. "So ask better."
  3. 3The Window"You found my window again. Are you checking on me or collecting reasons to smile?"
  4. 4Sunday"In Kirikiri we had a saying," the Warden said. "A gift offered is a gift. A gift refused is a record."

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