Sarge's Story ยท Chapter 2 of 3
Commander of the Snack Counter
The shutter went up at six. Sarge did it himself, every morning, with the same two pulls, because a man who lets the shutter decide when it opens soon lets everything decide.
The first customer was Leye from the gate line, who was always hungry and had come without his wallet, which was also always.
"Mallam," Leye said, with great warmth. "Good morning, Mallam. How is Kano? How are the wives? Two sausage rolls. Put it in the book."
Mallam, the Hausa word of respect, was what the gate called him when it wanted something.
Sarge kept a blue exercise book under the counter. It was the most feared document on June 12 Street. He wrote Leye's name, the date, two sausage rolls, and a small tick that meant this is the third time this week.
Twenty minutes later Leye was back, with a different face. "Sarge," he said, quietly. "Abeg." (Please.) "My landlord wants two years' rent at once. Two years! Where does a man find two years?"
"You find it the way you find sausage rolls," Sarge said. "On credit, and with regret." Then he talked to him properly for ten minutes about the landlord, about a cousin who might help, about which bills could wait and which could not. When Leye left, he was standing straighter.
It was a law of the gate, and Sarge had stopped resenting it. "The gate officers call me Sarge when they want advice," he told anyone who asked, "and Mallam when they want snacks on credit."
By eight the street was awake. Soldiers jogged past from the training facility outside the west wall, chanting and sweating. A container truck tried to turn into the wrong road and had to reverse with the dignity of a hippo. Officer Niyi, who ran the gate on party nights and ran it grumpily on all other nights too, blew his whistle at the truck, then at a motorbike, then at nobody in particular.
Sarge turned up his radio. It was Joe-Izzy, "High On Life," and the bass made the biscuit packets shiver on their shelf.
Niyi blew the whistle at the radio.
"I told the gate police my radio outranks their whistle," Sarge said later to Tara from the Palmline salon next door, who was sweeping hair into a neat dark hill. "They asked whether it could direct traffic."
"Can it?"
"Better than the whistle."
Around eleven the heat came down like a lid. The power went, came back, went again. Officer Sola wandered over from inside the gate with his phone in his hand, as it always was, and asked for the military discount on a malt drink.
"Retirement means my discounts have retired too," Sarge said, and charged him full price. Sola paid with the hurt dignity of a man who had expected nothing else.
The woman from Room 1 at Iloro House came just after noon. Mama Ronke, everyone called her, and she was carrying her smallest boy on her hip. The child's head lay against her shoulder in a way that made Sarge put down his pen. He reached through the window and touched the boy's forehead with the back of his hand. Hot as a pot left on the coal.
"Since last night," Mama Ronke said. "He won't eat."
Sarge took a bottle of children's fever syrup down from the high shelf and held it out to her. Then he held on to it for a moment, so she had to look at him.
"This is to carry you there," he said. "Not instead of there. Go to the clinic at No. 5. Nurse Adaeze is in today. They treat for free. If the doctor says take the syrup, take the syrup. If the doctor says something else, you listen to the doctor and not to the snack man."
She reached into her wrapper for money. He waved it away.
"Mallam, I can't."
"Then you owe me a report," he said. "Tell me when he is shouting again."
She went down June 12 Street almost at a run. Sarge watched until she turned in at the clinic, then wrote nothing in the blue book, because some things are not that kind of debt.
The afternoon was slow. Chuks came by with his market bag to buy a sachet of water and to announce that the rice was resting and that he was supervising, very demanding work. Two officers from the waiting area sat in the shade and gisted (gossiped) about a sergeant at the training facility whose moustache, they agreed, was technically a weapon.
Then, a little before five, a young man Sarge had not seen before came walking up from the direction of Iloro House.
He was thin in the way of someone who had been heavier not long ago. There was the yellow ghost of a bruise along his cheekbone. His clothes were good clothes that had been through bad weeks, and he walked like someone who had learned recently that the ground could move. He stopped at the residents' side of the window, read the sign, and looked at the shelves the way hungry people look at shelves: pretending not to.
Sarge had heard about him already. Everyone had. The street had been passing the news from veranda to veranda for days.
"Sannu," Sarge said. Hello, in Hausa. "You must be AJ, the young man back from London. Mallam Garba, but call me Sarge."
AJ blinked, then smiled, and the smile changed his whole face. "Sarge? Were you in the army?"
"Yes. A Hausa soldier from Kano, now retired. I traded the parade ground for this gatehouse."
AJ's accent was pure south London. On June 12 Street it made people say oyinbo, foreigner, as he passed, and Sarge could see he was tired of it. AJ asked about the family, and Sarge told him: up north, many wives, many children, a big farm, plenty of land. "Plenty of opinions too. I live here to get a little peace from the wives' drama. The children still find my wallet."
AJ laughed properly at that. Then he looked at the sausage rolls again and quickly away.
Sarge took a sachet of cold water out of the cooler, put it on the counter, and put a sausage roll beside it.
"I can't pay for that," AJ said. "Not yet."
"That London accent cannot negotiate with hunger," Sarge said. "Have some water and take your time. Residents use this side, visitors the other. Yauwa." Good, well done. "Welcome home."
AJ ate standing at the window. He said thank you twice, which Sarge noted. Then, wiping his hands, he nodded down the street toward the far end, where a building was just switching on its sign: a long purple glow that turned the evening sky the color of a bruise.
"What's that place, then? No. 1145. The one with the purple."
Sarge looked at the sign for a long moment. Something in his face closed, the way the shutter closed at night, with two pulls.
"That is Prizm," he said. "Ask me another day."
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